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I haven't blogged for 2 years
TIME TO RETURN
From now on it'll be a bit different, I may be angry or just wanting to share a story.

THE STORY OF THE DAY
I was at a birthday party yesterday, t'was awesome to people started fighting, but that's a different story.

This party was basically my cue to try and forget about my ex-gf I thought, so let's try and be a man-whore. This is hilarious though as I've never felt a harder fail hit me in the face in my entire life.

First, there's this girl, let's call her FELICITY, that I hit on, she was a cute girl that was a bit shy and to herself. So I decided, let's make her join me and my friends for the night since she seems lonely, me and my two friends of course are quite intelligent with everything but the ladies, but this could work out fine I thought. She was pretty and a loner so I thought this could of course be something to hit on :|, it seems I Was horribly wrong. She had some cool interest though, like talking English, which I enjoy too. But in the end I got her up dancing, I dance like an idiot, got her in close, and then she ran for the toilet like she had a panic attack, or had to puke. But obviously I am a scary person ^^

SECONDLY, there's CHRISTIE as we call her, she had a boyfriend and I did so bad as to touch her knee, she looked at me like if I was a ghost, and almost ran. I did not know she had a boyfriend. Never felt more like a scarecrow in my entire life

THIRD we have some other chick that joined us early, she talked to us in the start, and suddenly a switch flipped and she became slutty with everyone but us ^^

FOURTH, now this is the tricky one, because she was actually reserved and alone too, I quickly figured out why. She was impossible to open a conversation with, like, whatever I did she put up a brick wall to the word and did the classic one word response. I moved away with the smooth: "I came over here cus you reminded me of someone, seeing as you're not that one, goodbye!"

FIFTH, this one was more interesting, as I'd really like to ask her out instead of having random sex with her at a Party, her name is in this scenario Wendy, WENDY was cute AND smart AND had the will to stand up for herself and others. That good sir is amazing. But this denial was also the most frustrating.
"Hey, Wendy, can I have your phone number before we leave? :D"
"HAHAHA no"
FUCKING SHITCOCK ON AN ANALSTICK, //waves goodbye to pride and self-esteem.

Being single is harsh, and I still had fun at that party, something is wrong with me!