But if that was the case, it would be possible to fuck for virginity.
I'll explain it quickly why. But as you all soon will end up with, bombing for peace, might not be the perfect way to get peace, but it WORKS. Ask Japan.
Well, USA and Japan had a war during WW2, and it ended up with USA saying: "You fucking japanese bastards, give in, we've won this friggin thing can't you see that?". Stupid Japanese Emperor: "Hell no, for death and Honor!". What USA did, was pretty much just using two simple NUKES at Hiroshima and Nagasaki and saying FU! Then Japan was quick and gave up, real quick, if that was not the simplest way of getting peace you and history has ever seen, I don't know.
YOU CAN BOMB FOR PEACE!
torsdag 26. november 2009
mandag 23. november 2009
Own little world
Own little world, is a PERFECT FRIGGIN SONG, it's lyrics are totally loved by me!
Whenever my mind is thinking too much, or I'm sick, or I'm in a generally bad mood, it cheers me up, because I follow the song and slip into my own little world!
Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine
There's nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind
Come with me into it and you know what you will find
Time doesn't exist here, we will never die
Everything of that there, I've had in my own little mindmade world, which I do create when I'm alone, I love to have that world, it kinda saves me when I'm down. It's btw, completely quiet there, no matter the sounds which I hear! I love that world, it's sharable, but that's only when I'm with 1 or 2 people at a time. Also, in that world, nothing affects you negatively, you learn to think at the brighter side of life outside of that world aswell. It's like you're building Minas Tirith (The people is your mind) and Defend it against Mordor... if you win, you're still positive, and if you lose, you're in the need of rebuilding á la OWN LITTLE WORLD!
Whenever my mind is thinking too much, or I'm sick, or I'm in a generally bad mood, it cheers me up, because I follow the song and slip into my own little world!
Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine
There's nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind
Come with me into it and you know what you will find
Time doesn't exist here, we will never die
Everything of that there, I've had in my own little mindmade world, which I do create when I'm alone, I love to have that world, it kinda saves me when I'm down. It's btw, completely quiet there, no matter the sounds which I hear! I love that world, it's sharable, but that's only when I'm with 1 or 2 people at a time. Also, in that world, nothing affects you negatively, you learn to think at the brighter side of life outside of that world aswell. It's like you're building Minas Tirith (The people is your mind) and Defend it against Mordor... if you win, you're still positive, and if you lose, you're in the need of rebuilding á la OWN LITTLE WORLD!
torsdag 5. november 2009
Nudity and TV
I love this, ofc, Tv had to Complain about NUDITY, in NORWAY, and it was their ass.
It was about a football opera, which totally had naked men in it, we only saw their ass ofc, and boys between 12 and 15 saw it, I loved every part that a naked mans butt could Traumetize a kid nowadays. It's just funny, here we watch about "The pocket man" which is a serial pedophile rapist. Then we watch about some few kids panic because they saw a butt, yes, a butt, from huge range. Then they complain because it's against the "Norms" of the society, it's new, it's naked men, I could've done without, but some women loved that. I'm sure that no one would've complained if there were naked women butts. Besides the womens group Ottar, but we don't care about them! Also, it's not like the opera was about naked men, it was about football, why should they not show the important "After match" talk in the shower? It's fucking important, + it's a nice place for a song, a really nice place for a song. People do sing in the shower, you can't stop that being a good reason for showing that off!
It was about a football opera, which totally had naked men in it, we only saw their ass ofc, and boys between 12 and 15 saw it, I loved every part that a naked mans butt could Traumetize a kid nowadays. It's just funny, here we watch about "The pocket man" which is a serial pedophile rapist. Then we watch about some few kids panic because they saw a butt, yes, a butt, from huge range. Then they complain because it's against the "Norms" of the society, it's new, it's naked men, I could've done without, but some women loved that. I'm sure that no one would've complained if there were naked women butts. Besides the womens group Ottar, but we don't care about them! Also, it's not like the opera was about naked men, it was about football, why should they not show the important "After match" talk in the shower? It's fucking important, + it's a nice place for a song, a really nice place for a song. People do sing in the shower, you can't stop that being a good reason for showing that off!
Swine Flu
I'm sick of this thing, you see it everywhere, everyday, every minute, on TV, at school and in Commercials at the friggin BUS. I'm sick of Swine Flu, it's been blown up so badly I don't know what to do. If Tv says: "Candles are poisonous until burned" I'm pretty sure no one would've bought them and everyone would've fired em up, all at once, and would've said: "You need to keep your kid away from those candles, they're dangerous". Media has us caught, We believe every single fucking thing they say! They say "Jihad is good", I say it's bad, they'll push on with good for a good 20 years, and you know what? The school suddenly goes to our kids saying: "You must get good grades, so that you can get 72 virgins when you die" and it would end up a popular extreme sport, drop planes with people that has nukes strapped to them going "ALLAH ACKBAH". (Apologize to all muslims reading that)
Well, for say, Swine flu is a bad thing, okay now, but people does die from the NORMAL flu aswell dumbasses, just that 2 completely healthy persons in all of Norway died from it doesn't mean we should panic and stop fighting Aids and Cancer now does it?
As far as I see it, Aids is much worse, thing of this horrible thing:
SEX KILLS YOU!
My god, soon they're gonna take everything good away from us now ain't they? Sooner or later there will come something out like: "Computer Virus infects regular people, stay away from your Keyboard". Then I'd kill myself!
Media is infecting us with so much BS from this Swine Flu, some people might think they've got it and die from the fear of dying from it... I hate that! + 14 people has died of it in Norway (Confirmed cases). That's less people that's in my class, about half actually. So what? I don't give a damn before it becomes an epidemic, which it's NOT by the way. It's not worse than the Christian missionaries wanting to bless your foot because it's hurt, and guess what, that didn't work DUMBASSES.
We should watch more out for that, Missionaries, fight em like Richard does(LFG), that's a true hero folx. He forbade them to come to the village, that's a true way of thought! ... I feel off topic now.
Yeah Swine flu, also, if you catch it, you obviously won't notice because you walk outside, and feel a little weaker, like can't masturbate for as long the same night. Then you end up with a slight cold(Sneezing,Coughing, which I've never complained more about than saying a little "Ouch" after maybe a really strong cough then kept running, PUSSIES) A little fever, that means you can stay in bed for a whole friggin day, and just become one with the zen world, Which 90% of all the friggin youth do anyways. A headache, which is totally daily for all the friggin Women out there (I believe you know what I'm talking about here). Then you get scared, because, a person, which was REALLY REALLY fucking sick from before, got the swineflu, which tipped him over the edge. Maybe people should think, that if they have aids, it's dangerous to eat something that fell on a freshly washed floor... Look, some things are more scary in the world
WORLD
STOP BEING SCARED
YOU'RE SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OFF
YOU FOOLS
I forgot, the joke about someone sneezing or coughing and everyone goes "SWINE FLU"... It's seriously old, what is it about people and not having any fantasy anymore? It's so lame I could find it more fun to rip out some seriously strong nosehairs.
//Unborn, he's coughing, it's the SWINE FLU!//
Well, for say, Swine flu is a bad thing, okay now, but people does die from the NORMAL flu aswell dumbasses, just that 2 completely healthy persons in all of Norway died from it doesn't mean we should panic and stop fighting Aids and Cancer now does it?
As far as I see it, Aids is much worse, thing of this horrible thing:
SEX KILLS YOU!
My god, soon they're gonna take everything good away from us now ain't they? Sooner or later there will come something out like: "Computer Virus infects regular people, stay away from your Keyboard". Then I'd kill myself!
Media is infecting us with so much BS from this Swine Flu, some people might think they've got it and die from the fear of dying from it... I hate that! + 14 people has died of it in Norway (Confirmed cases). That's less people that's in my class, about half actually. So what? I don't give a damn before it becomes an epidemic, which it's NOT by the way. It's not worse than the Christian missionaries wanting to bless your foot because it's hurt, and guess what, that didn't work DUMBASSES.
We should watch more out for that, Missionaries, fight em like Richard does(LFG), that's a true hero folx. He forbade them to come to the village, that's a true way of thought! ... I feel off topic now.
Yeah Swine flu, also, if you catch it, you obviously won't notice because you walk outside, and feel a little weaker, like can't masturbate for as long the same night. Then you end up with a slight cold(Sneezing,Coughing, which I've never complained more about than saying a little "Ouch" after maybe a really strong cough then kept running, PUSSIES) A little fever, that means you can stay in bed for a whole friggin day, and just become one with the zen world, Which 90% of all the friggin youth do anyways. A headache, which is totally daily for all the friggin Women out there (I believe you know what I'm talking about here). Then you get scared, because, a person, which was REALLY REALLY fucking sick from before, got the swineflu, which tipped him over the edge. Maybe people should think, that if they have aids, it's dangerous to eat something that fell on a freshly washed floor... Look, some things are more scary in the world
WORLD
STOP BEING SCARED
YOU'RE SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OFF
YOU FOOLS
I forgot, the joke about someone sneezing or coughing and everyone goes "SWINE FLU"... It's seriously old, what is it about people and not having any fantasy anymore? It's so lame I could find it more fun to rip out some seriously strong nosehairs.
//Unborn, he's coughing, it's the SWINE FLU!//
tirsdag 3. november 2009
søndag 1. november 2009
heh, tired as fuck, and has weird thoughts that he wants too write down! ><
Okay now, I haven't been sleeping for 25 1/2 hours. I'm totally going to crush every part of my self worth, so that people, today/Tomorrow, laughs at me.
First of all, Since I haven't been able to get any sleep, I'm going to fuck up your chance to measure me as anything worthy of being called human:
I'm feeling like a retard on speed, and I haven't been screwing with any other pills than Caffeine pills (I think), which have given me energy to stay awake for the last 7 hours. I've been ridicoulusly close to being completely dead though, since I've made stupid comments through all night long, + I've tried painting people in the face and have worn the ugliest costume ever, why people haven't killed me yet, is a miracle.
Why my social life drives me insane from time to time:
It drives me insane, I can't do something creative, I love to have friends though, I love to have a girlfriend. I just don't know why I sometimes just want to stay inside and forget that everything exists, even myself, for a few minutes. I want to discover peace. When you discover peace, I believe you're mostly alone, in your own world, which is empty, and has no sounds and a Dim light. I want to see that world, in my own living world, without anyone disturbing my silence, anywhere.
I've figured that in that world your connection to other people stay through there. In my head though, there is others sometimes joining in, that can be a girlfriend(In my case Kelsey), or my closest friend.
The strange thing though, is that it is never invaded by two people at the same time, Kelsey comes alone, we only talk a lot, we don't need to kiss or have sex, and I still love it, every minute. This really calms me down and makes me enjoy everything. Relaxation that makes me forget about any worries of my normal outside life.
sometimes though, a friend of mine joins, that person just sits down, and plays the xbox with me, or comes up with cool ideas toghether with me or plainly just talks with me funny or not funny. That person maybe eat a pizza with me or comes for a sleepover, and we talk a lot, perverted jokes come up, we talk about our Gf/Bf. I will now tell you, that this friend, is my most awesome friend of all time, I've got so many close friends I don't want to decide who's my best friend. this friend, has got a piece of all of them in it. C.K's charisma, Katrine's pervertedness, Geir's Creativity, Hallvards humour, Daniel's(my cous) feelings, Jørgen's calm, Martin's honesty... My friends are totally awesome ><
They techincally all from time to time visit me in this world.
But the last thing in this world
which is at level with the two others from time to time, is that of when I am tired, and alone, like now, my world is actually now filled with sleeping kids and a mom at a comp, but besides my mom, everything is quiet, but she only clicks the computer so almost. When I came home, and jumped into the sofa, nothing struck me as needed to be done, and nothing struck me as a worry, for tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow.
But later this day I will get worry... now, later has happened (Fuck, SCHOOL).
When I start thinking about that, I lose my relaxing and start to stress
First of all, Since I haven't been able to get any sleep, I'm going to fuck up your chance to measure me as anything worthy of being called human:
I'm feeling like a retard on speed, and I haven't been screwing with any other pills than Caffeine pills (I think), which have given me energy to stay awake for the last 7 hours. I've been ridicoulusly close to being completely dead though, since I've made stupid comments through all night long, + I've tried painting people in the face and have worn the ugliest costume ever, why people haven't killed me yet, is a miracle.
Why my social life drives me insane from time to time:
It drives me insane, I can't do something creative, I love to have friends though, I love to have a girlfriend. I just don't know why I sometimes just want to stay inside and forget that everything exists, even myself, for a few minutes. I want to discover peace. When you discover peace, I believe you're mostly alone, in your own world, which is empty, and has no sounds and a Dim light. I want to see that world, in my own living world, without anyone disturbing my silence, anywhere.
I've figured that in that world your connection to other people stay through there. In my head though, there is others sometimes joining in, that can be a girlfriend(In my case Kelsey), or my closest friend.
The strange thing though, is that it is never invaded by two people at the same time, Kelsey comes alone, we only talk a lot, we don't need to kiss or have sex, and I still love it, every minute. This really calms me down and makes me enjoy everything. Relaxation that makes me forget about any worries of my normal outside life.
sometimes though, a friend of mine joins, that person just sits down, and plays the xbox with me, or comes up with cool ideas toghether with me or plainly just talks with me funny or not funny. That person maybe eat a pizza with me or comes for a sleepover, and we talk a lot, perverted jokes come up, we talk about our Gf/Bf. I will now tell you, that this friend, is my most awesome friend of all time, I've got so many close friends I don't want to decide who's my best friend. this friend, has got a piece of all of them in it. C.K's charisma, Katrine's pervertedness, Geir's Creativity, Hallvards humour, Daniel's(my cous) feelings, Jørgen's calm, Martin's honesty... My friends are totally awesome ><
They techincally all from time to time visit me in this world.
But the last thing in this world
which is at level with the two others from time to time, is that of when I am tired, and alone, like now, my world is actually now filled with sleeping kids and a mom at a comp, but besides my mom, everything is quiet, but she only clicks the computer so almost. When I came home, and jumped into the sofa, nothing struck me as needed to be done, and nothing struck me as a worry, for tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow.
But later this day I will get worry... now, later has happened (Fuck, SCHOOL).
When I start thinking about that, I lose my relaxing and start to stress
torsdag 29. oktober 2009
Cool guys don't look at explosions
O well, Cool guys don't look at explosions, I'm totally going to, from now on, ignore the bomb in my pocket when I blow!
Rage
Today, I got the feeling to talk about one of my favourite feelings. Rage.
It's such a good feeling to feel Pissed about something, because, it's possible to be passionatly pissed! You can't be passionatly happy, or passionatly annoyed. But passionatly pissed brings forth the worst in people, and I love it.
What in the world is more funny than being seriously pissed with someone, and take revenge, like laxatives? or planning their murder, in detail, and how you could get away with it? Be careful though, don't tell them about the planning, you might overscare them. Of course, if you want to scare them AND become someones bitch in jail, please explain that you've planned their murder.
Of course, if you're pissed enough, when you finally turn back into a good mood, you'll soon find out that everything is so calm, and looking really muted at you, for kicking down random people at the street, dumbass!
Oh yeah, also, when you're pissed, you don't answer to anyone!
If someone comes and says:
"Do your homework"
You take your homework and shove it up their big fat annoying arse, and you suddenly feel sooo much better.
Love, Danger and Excitement: Also totally awesome feelings!
It's such a good feeling to feel Pissed about something, because, it's possible to be passionatly pissed! You can't be passionatly happy, or passionatly annoyed. But passionatly pissed brings forth the worst in people, and I love it.
What in the world is more funny than being seriously pissed with someone, and take revenge, like laxatives? or planning their murder, in detail, and how you could get away with it? Be careful though, don't tell them about the planning, you might overscare them. Of course, if you want to scare them AND become someones bitch in jail, please explain that you've planned their murder.
Of course, if you're pissed enough, when you finally turn back into a good mood, you'll soon find out that everything is so calm, and looking really muted at you, for kicking down random people at the street, dumbass!
Oh yeah, also, when you're pissed, you don't answer to anyone!
If someone comes and says:
"Do your homework"
You take your homework and shove it up their big fat annoying arse, and you suddenly feel sooo much better.
Love, Danger and Excitement: Also totally awesome feelings!
onsdag 28. oktober 2009
About growing up
I'll say this just once, or wait, twice, or ... o fuck it.
I'm sick of people forcing me to grow up, I don't want to force it, I'm going to let it go forward as it goes. I'm so sick of that crap of people going "O please, that's sooooo childish". Then I normally answer with "Come on, adults don't fight to grow up do they, maybe if you stopped trying to act like one and started acting naturally, you might understand that you're a dumbass and noone likes you."
People really don't need to watch others in a that kinda thing, they have enough about themselves. And it really isn't that important. If you don't grow completely up, atleast you're always gonna have fun. If you do grow completely up, you need to learn that to have fun, you NEED TO BE CHILDISH, else, it ain't real fun, it's more like "drunk". Drunk is fun aswell, not that I'm saying, but why do you have to drink, to become childish? Drinking is fun, but don't do it JUST to get drunk, that is just a sorry excuse for being able to be childish really, or to do something you really want but don't dare as sober, you PUSSY.
I'm sick of people forcing me to grow up, I don't want to force it, I'm going to let it go forward as it goes. I'm so sick of that crap of people going "O please, that's sooooo childish". Then I normally answer with "Come on, adults don't fight to grow up do they, maybe if you stopped trying to act like one and started acting naturally, you might understand that you're a dumbass and noone likes you."
People really don't need to watch others in a that kinda thing, they have enough about themselves. And it really isn't that important. If you don't grow completely up, atleast you're always gonna have fun. If you do grow completely up, you need to learn that to have fun, you NEED TO BE CHILDISH, else, it ain't real fun, it's more like "drunk". Drunk is fun aswell, not that I'm saying, but why do you have to drink, to become childish? Drinking is fun, but don't do it JUST to get drunk, that is just a sorry excuse for being able to be childish really, or to do something you really want but don't dare as sober, you PUSSY.
tirsdag 27. oktober 2009
War!
War is upon us. There has been negotiating for a while, but war has been declared against the panties. They will go down! No longer will we stand for ruined anime scenes, no longer will they force us to 3 seconds of extra work. No longer shall they ruin our porn! War I say, War!
For too long they have ruined our anime fun, even when there's an awesome fighting scene, it can be completely ruined by the sight of panties. A nice, funny scene, suddenly completely crushed, by a sudden pantyshot. The war was Declared by General Unock today at 09:34am at +1GMT!
For too long they have ruined our anime fun, even when there's an awesome fighting scene, it can be completely ruined by the sight of panties. A nice, funny scene, suddenly completely crushed, by a sudden pantyshot. The war was Declared by General Unock today at 09:34am at +1GMT!
onsdag 21. oktober 2009
NewNorwegian
NewNorwegian: Why the fuck would a guy run around and gather words from many different parts of Norway and gather them to one language? Of course, the reasonable explanation that we get is: "We needed a more Norwegian like writing language". Mine is simpler, because that was an excuse that virgin Ivar Aasen used for looking for a woman that actually could steal his virginity, he wandered for 10 years, to the worst placed corners of Norway, but he failed, even there people had an eye for ugliness. In the end, all he had gathered was the different kind of words he had been running from when the bitch he tried to get on with rejected him.
tirsdag 20. oktober 2009
Internet Popups
Okay, this time it's time to bitch about internet, and its fucking POPUPS which appear ALL.. THE.. FUCKING.. TIME..!
It annoys the hell outta me, popup block does work with my comp, but if you watch anime, sometimes you need to visit some random page with popups just to see the episode 20 mins earlier. And then, you get a.. in my words "popup block remover" which FUCKS UP EVERYTHING, and you need to buy a fucking umbrella for your comp, else it will pour down popups from every side and it'll die.
Whatmore, first of all, I'll start with Popups: HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY CLICK THEM?
There can't be that many, I certainly don't know many "popup-commercial here" clickers, for something you would have to pay for anyway which contains a virus and Child porn.
It annoys the hell outta me, popup block does work with my comp, but if you watch anime, sometimes you need to visit some random page with popups just to see the episode 20 mins earlier. And then, you get a.. in my words "popup block remover" which FUCKS UP EVERYTHING, and you need to buy a fucking umbrella for your comp, else it will pour down popups from every side and it'll die.
Whatmore, first of all, I'll start with Popups: HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY CLICK THEM?
There can't be that many, I certainly don't know many "popup-commercial here" clickers, for something you would have to pay for anyway which contains a virus and Child porn.
Overuse of MAKEUP
ok now, first of all, I'll be reasonable, because, when girls overuse makeup, it's not FUCKING ugly, but it's FUBAR which means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. All of you women out there that think (True) men fall for something which isn't your face, But Makeup with face on it, should really get yourself a new brain, or try and ask yourself why you missed the line for "Good brains being dealt out here".
Come on, I'll do this the scientific way:
1. We men are actually programmed to get our dick up for women
2. that is specially if she has good genes, or what we would else call relatively "Hot"
3. Makeup works fine if it doesn't hide the face behind rouge, Dark eyes, long eyewhips and Whatever the different kinds of makeup is called.
4. We aren't made to get our dick up for Makeup
5. Which DEFINATLY means, we're still going for the tits, not the face, unless you give a BJ, when we'd prefer not getting lipstick on our dick, because it would look bad.
6. [Insert Random Statements in comments]
Come on, I'll do this the scientific way:
1. We men are actually programmed to get our dick up for women
2. that is specially if she has good genes, or what we would else call relatively "Hot"
3. Makeup works fine if it doesn't hide the face behind rouge, Dark eyes, long eyewhips and Whatever the different kinds of makeup is called.
4. We aren't made to get our dick up for Makeup
5. Which DEFINATLY means, we're still going for the tits, not the face, unless you give a BJ, when we'd prefer not getting lipstick on our dick, because it would look bad.
6. [Insert Random Statements in comments]
Religion
O fuck that shit, not that again: Said the Atheist to the 100th Jehovas Witness that came to his door wanting to tell him more about Jesus. Strangely and compleeetely coincidental, he celebrated his 100th kill the same day.
Whatmore,I think all religion is fucked up, not too long ago my bro started discussing Christianity with dad, which is a Christian. He said: "Why the fuck do you believe? You're a logical man, you're an engineer, why do you at all believe in something that people has only told you about?" Dad: "Because it is like that, that's why son."
huh, so it's like "THAT" huh? "you're sure?" I quickly asked, he just went with: "I know you're not believing that it's true son, but like that there is also people thinking that Communism is a good thing."
So now Communism isn't religious anymore? I've never heard about a communistic leader not being treated like a god, for all they know he is the creator of worlds. Anyone ever heard of the book 1984? Communism there, they call someone "Big Brother". Which obv. is god, well, throughout the book it becomes more and more fucking obvious that he doesn't EXIST.
Communism creates a god, which watches over all.
So does Christianity.
Which makes: Christianity = Communism
Heh, I pretty much proved that any Christian that exists, believes there is a leader which has no need to prove himself as "good". he just is the most powerful entity, and we love him for it.
Which part of that is not Communistic/Facistic? You take over school, you make teachers say: "We love him for no reason, he just is made of pure awesomeness" and pupils, which are STUPID goes "Okay comrad".
Whatmore,I think all religion is fucked up, not too long ago my bro started discussing Christianity with dad, which is a Christian. He said: "Why the fuck do you believe? You're a logical man, you're an engineer, why do you at all believe in something that people has only told you about?" Dad: "Because it is like that, that's why son."
huh, so it's like "THAT" huh? "you're sure?" I quickly asked, he just went with: "I know you're not believing that it's true son, but like that there is also people thinking that Communism is a good thing."
So now Communism isn't religious anymore? I've never heard about a communistic leader not being treated like a god, for all they know he is the creator of worlds. Anyone ever heard of the book 1984? Communism there, they call someone "Big Brother". Which obv. is god, well, throughout the book it becomes more and more fucking obvious that he doesn't EXIST.
Communism creates a god, which watches over all.
So does Christianity.
Which makes: Christianity = Communism
Heh, I pretty much proved that any Christian that exists, believes there is a leader which has no need to prove himself as "good". he just is the most powerful entity, and we love him for it.
Which part of that is not Communistic/Facistic? You take over school, you make teachers say: "We love him for no reason, he just is made of pure awesomeness" and pupils, which are STUPID goes "Okay comrad".
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