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I haven't blogged for 2 years
TIME TO RETURN
From now on it'll be a bit different, I may be angry or just wanting to share a story.

THE STORY OF THE DAY
I was at a birthday party yesterday, t'was awesome to people started fighting, but that's a different story.

This party was basically my cue to try and forget about my ex-gf I thought, so let's try and be a man-whore. This is hilarious though as I've never felt a harder fail hit me in the face in my entire life.

First, there's this girl, let's call her FELICITY, that I hit on, she was a cute girl that was a bit shy and to herself. So I decided, let's make her join me and my friends for the night since she seems lonely, me and my two friends of course are quite intelligent with everything but the ladies, but this could work out fine I thought. She was pretty and a loner so I thought this could of course be something to hit on :|, it seems I Was horribly wrong. She had some cool interest though, like talking English, which I enjoy too. But in the end I got her up dancing, I dance like an idiot, got her in close, and then she ran for the toilet like she had a panic attack, or had to puke. But obviously I am a scary person ^^

SECONDLY, there's CHRISTIE as we call her, she had a boyfriend and I did so bad as to touch her knee, she looked at me like if I was a ghost, and almost ran. I did not know she had a boyfriend. Never felt more like a scarecrow in my entire life

THIRD we have some other chick that joined us early, she talked to us in the start, and suddenly a switch flipped and she became slutty with everyone but us ^^

FOURTH, now this is the tricky one, because she was actually reserved and alone too, I quickly figured out why. She was impossible to open a conversation with, like, whatever I did she put up a brick wall to the word and did the classic one word response. I moved away with the smooth: "I came over here cus you reminded me of someone, seeing as you're not that one, goodbye!"

FIFTH, this one was more interesting, as I'd really like to ask her out instead of having random sex with her at a Party, her name is in this scenario Wendy, WENDY was cute AND smart AND had the will to stand up for herself and others. That good sir is amazing. But this denial was also the most frustrating.
"Hey, Wendy, can I have your phone number before we leave? :D"
"HAHAHA no"
FUCKING SHITCOCK ON AN ANALSTICK, //waves goodbye to pride and self-esteem.

Being single is harsh, and I still had fun at that party, something is wrong with me!

Bombing for Peace is NOT like fucking for virginity

But if that was the case, it would be possible to fuck for virginity.
I'll explain it quickly why. But as you all soon will end up with, bombing for peace, might not be the perfect way to get peace, but it WORKS. Ask Japan.

Well, USA and Japan had a war during WW2, and it ended up with USA saying: "You fucking japanese bastards, give in, we've won this friggin thing can't you see that?". Stupid Japanese Emperor: "Hell no, for death and Honor!". What USA did, was pretty much just using two simple NUKES at Hiroshima and Nagasaki and saying FU! Then Japan was quick and gave up, real quick, if that was not the simplest way of getting peace you and history has ever seen, I don't know.

YOU CAN BOMB FOR PEACE!

Own little world

Own little world, is a PERFECT FRIGGIN SONG, it's lyrics are totally loved by me!
Whenever my mind is thinking too much, or I'm sick, or I'm in a generally bad mood, it cheers me up, because I follow the song and slip into my own little world!

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine
There's nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind
Come with me into it and you know what you will find
Time doesn't exist here, we will never die

Everything of that there, I've had in my own little mindmade world, which I do create when I'm alone, I love to have that world, it kinda saves me when I'm down. It's btw, completely quiet there, no matter the sounds which I hear! I love that world, it's sharable, but that's only when I'm with 1 or 2 people at a time. Also, in that world, nothing affects you negatively, you learn to think at the brighter side of life outside of that world aswell. It's like you're building Minas Tirith (The people is your mind) and Defend it against Mordor... if you win, you're still positive, and if you lose, you're in the need of rebuilding á la OWN LITTLE WORLD!

Nudity and TV

I love this, ofc, Tv had to Complain about NUDITY, in NORWAY, and it was their ass.
It was about a football opera, which totally had naked men in it, we only saw their ass ofc, and boys between 12 and 15 saw it, I loved every part that a naked mans butt could Traumetize a kid nowadays. It's just funny, here we watch about "The pocket man" which is a serial pedophile rapist. Then we watch about some few kids panic because they saw a butt, yes, a butt, from huge range. Then they complain because it's against the "Norms" of the society, it's new, it's naked men, I could've done without, but some women loved that. I'm sure that no one would've complained if there were naked women butts. Besides the womens group Ottar, but we don't care about them! Also, it's not like the opera was about naked men, it was about football, why should they not show the important "After match" talk in the shower? It's fucking important, + it's a nice place for a song, a really nice place for a song. People do sing in the shower, you can't stop that being a good reason for showing that off!

Swine Flu

I'm sick of this thing, you see it everywhere, everyday, every minute, on TV, at school and in Commercials at the friggin BUS. I'm sick of Swine Flu, it's been blown up so badly I don't know what to do. If Tv says: "Candles are poisonous until burned" I'm pretty sure no one would've bought them and everyone would've fired em up, all at once, and would've said: "You need to keep your kid away from those candles, they're dangerous". Media has us caught, We believe every single fucking thing they say! They say "Jihad is good", I say it's bad, they'll push on with good for a good 20 years, and you know what? The school suddenly goes to our kids saying: "You must get good grades, so that you can get 72 virgins when you die" and it would end up a popular extreme sport, drop planes with people that has nukes strapped to them going "ALLAH ACKBAH". (Apologize to all muslims reading that)

Well, for say, Swine flu is a bad thing, okay now, but people does die from the NORMAL flu aswell dumbasses, just that 2 completely healthy persons in all of Norway died from it doesn't mean we should panic and stop fighting Aids and Cancer now does it?

As far as I see it, Aids is much worse, thing of this horrible thing:
SEX KILLS YOU!
My god, soon they're gonna take everything good away from us now ain't they? Sooner or later there will come something out like: "Computer Virus infects regular people, stay away from your Keyboard". Then I'd kill myself!

Media is infecting us with so much BS from this Swine Flu, some people might think they've got it and die from the fear of dying from it... I hate that! + 14 people has died of it in Norway (Confirmed cases). That's less people that's in my class, about half actually. So what? I don't give a damn before it becomes an epidemic, which it's NOT by the way. It's not worse than the Christian missionaries wanting to bless your foot because it's hurt, and guess what, that didn't work DUMBASSES.

We should watch more out for that, Missionaries, fight em like Richard does(LFG), that's a true hero folx. He forbade them to come to the village, that's a true way of thought! ... I feel off topic now.

Yeah Swine flu, also, if you catch it, you obviously won't notice because you walk outside, and feel a little weaker, like can't masturbate for as long the same night. Then you end up with a slight cold(Sneezing,Coughing, which I've never complained more about than saying a little "Ouch" after maybe a really strong cough then kept running, PUSSIES) A little fever, that means you can stay in bed for a whole friggin day, and just become one with the zen world, Which 90% of all the friggin youth do anyways. A headache, which is totally daily for all the friggin Women out there (I believe you know what I'm talking about here). Then you get scared, because, a person, which was REALLY REALLY fucking sick from before, got the swineflu, which tipped him over the edge. Maybe people should think, that if they have aids, it's dangerous to eat something that fell on a freshly washed floor... Look, some things are more scary in the world

WORLD
STOP BEING SCARED
YOU'RE SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OFF
YOU FOOLS

I forgot, the joke about someone sneezing or coughing and everyone goes "SWINE FLU"... It's seriously old, what is it about people and not having any fantasy anymore? It's so lame I could find it more fun to rip out some seriously strong nosehairs.

//Unborn, he's coughing, it's the SWINE FLU!//

The Golden age of Video MADE OF WIN

Title says it all

heh, tired as fuck, and has weird thoughts that he wants too write down! ><

Okay now, I haven't been sleeping for 25 1/2 hours. I'm totally going to crush every part of my self worth, so that people, today/Tomorrow, laughs at me.

First of all, Since I haven't been able to get any sleep, I'm going to fuck up your chance to measure me as anything worthy of being called human:
I'm feeling like a retard on speed, and I haven't been screwing with any other pills than Caffeine pills (I think), which have given me energy to stay awake for the last 7 hours. I've been ridicoulusly close to being completely dead though, since I've made stupid comments through all night long, + I've tried painting people in the face and have worn the ugliest costume ever, why people haven't killed me yet, is a miracle.

Why my social life drives me insane from time to time:
It drives me insane, I can't do something creative, I love to have friends though, I love to have a girlfriend. I just don't know why I sometimes just want to stay inside and forget that everything exists, even myself, for a few minutes. I want to discover peace. When you discover peace, I believe you're mostly alone, in your own world, which is empty, and has no sounds and a Dim light. I want to see that world, in my own living world, without anyone disturbing my silence, anywhere.

I've figured that in that world your connection to other people stay through there. In my head though, there is others sometimes joining in, that can be a girlfriend(In my case Kelsey), or my closest friend.

The strange thing though, is that it is never invaded by two people at the same time, Kelsey comes alone, we only talk a lot, we don't need to kiss or have sex, and I still love it, every minute. This really calms me down and makes me enjoy everything. Relaxation that makes me forget about any worries of my normal outside life.

sometimes though, a friend of mine joins, that person just sits down, and plays the xbox with me, or comes up with cool ideas toghether with me or plainly just talks with me funny or not funny. That person maybe eat a pizza with me or comes for a sleepover, and we talk a lot, perverted jokes come up, we talk about our Gf/Bf. I will now tell you, that this friend, is my most awesome friend of all time, I've got so many close friends I don't want to decide who's my best friend. this friend, has got a piece of all of them in it. C.K's charisma, Katrine's pervertedness, Geir's Creativity, Hallvards humour, Daniel's(my cous) feelings, Jørgen's calm, Martin's honesty... My friends are totally awesome ><
They techincally all from time to time visit me in this world.

But the last thing in this world
which is at level with the two others from time to time, is that of when I am tired, and alone, like now, my world is actually now filled with sleeping kids and a mom at a comp, but besides my mom, everything is quiet, but she only clicks the computer so almost. When I came home, and jumped into the sofa, nothing struck me as needed to be done, and nothing struck me as a worry, for tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow.

But later this day I will get worry... now, later has happened (Fuck, SCHOOL).
When I start thinking about that, I lose my relaxing and start to stress