O well, Cool guys don't look at explosions, I'm totally going to, from now on, ignore the bomb in my pocket when I blow!
torsdag 29. oktober 2009
Rage
Today, I got the feeling to talk about one of my favourite feelings. Rage.
It's such a good feeling to feel Pissed about something, because, it's possible to be passionatly pissed! You can't be passionatly happy, or passionatly annoyed. But passionatly pissed brings forth the worst in people, and I love it.
What in the world is more funny than being seriously pissed with someone, and take revenge, like laxatives? or planning their murder, in detail, and how you could get away with it? Be careful though, don't tell them about the planning, you might overscare them. Of course, if you want to scare them AND become someones bitch in jail, please explain that you've planned their murder.
Of course, if you're pissed enough, when you finally turn back into a good mood, you'll soon find out that everything is so calm, and looking really muted at you, for kicking down random people at the street, dumbass!
Oh yeah, also, when you're pissed, you don't answer to anyone!
If someone comes and says:
"Do your homework"
You take your homework and shove it up their big fat annoying arse, and you suddenly feel sooo much better.
Love, Danger and Excitement: Also totally awesome feelings!
It's such a good feeling to feel Pissed about something, because, it's possible to be passionatly pissed! You can't be passionatly happy, or passionatly annoyed. But passionatly pissed brings forth the worst in people, and I love it.
What in the world is more funny than being seriously pissed with someone, and take revenge, like laxatives? or planning their murder, in detail, and how you could get away with it? Be careful though, don't tell them about the planning, you might overscare them. Of course, if you want to scare them AND become someones bitch in jail, please explain that you've planned their murder.
Of course, if you're pissed enough, when you finally turn back into a good mood, you'll soon find out that everything is so calm, and looking really muted at you, for kicking down random people at the street, dumbass!
Oh yeah, also, when you're pissed, you don't answer to anyone!
If someone comes and says:
"Do your homework"
You take your homework and shove it up their big fat annoying arse, and you suddenly feel sooo much better.
Love, Danger and Excitement: Also totally awesome feelings!
onsdag 28. oktober 2009
About growing up
I'll say this just once, or wait, twice, or ... o fuck it.
I'm sick of people forcing me to grow up, I don't want to force it, I'm going to let it go forward as it goes. I'm so sick of that crap of people going "O please, that's sooooo childish". Then I normally answer with "Come on, adults don't fight to grow up do they, maybe if you stopped trying to act like one and started acting naturally, you might understand that you're a dumbass and noone likes you."
People really don't need to watch others in a that kinda thing, they have enough about themselves. And it really isn't that important. If you don't grow completely up, atleast you're always gonna have fun. If you do grow completely up, you need to learn that to have fun, you NEED TO BE CHILDISH, else, it ain't real fun, it's more like "drunk". Drunk is fun aswell, not that I'm saying, but why do you have to drink, to become childish? Drinking is fun, but don't do it JUST to get drunk, that is just a sorry excuse for being able to be childish really, or to do something you really want but don't dare as sober, you PUSSY.
I'm sick of people forcing me to grow up, I don't want to force it, I'm going to let it go forward as it goes. I'm so sick of that crap of people going "O please, that's sooooo childish". Then I normally answer with "Come on, adults don't fight to grow up do they, maybe if you stopped trying to act like one and started acting naturally, you might understand that you're a dumbass and noone likes you."
People really don't need to watch others in a that kinda thing, they have enough about themselves. And it really isn't that important. If you don't grow completely up, atleast you're always gonna have fun. If you do grow completely up, you need to learn that to have fun, you NEED TO BE CHILDISH, else, it ain't real fun, it's more like "drunk". Drunk is fun aswell, not that I'm saying, but why do you have to drink, to become childish? Drinking is fun, but don't do it JUST to get drunk, that is just a sorry excuse for being able to be childish really, or to do something you really want but don't dare as sober, you PUSSY.
tirsdag 27. oktober 2009
War!
War is upon us. There has been negotiating for a while, but war has been declared against the panties. They will go down! No longer will we stand for ruined anime scenes, no longer will they force us to 3 seconds of extra work. No longer shall they ruin our porn! War I say, War!
For too long they have ruined our anime fun, even when there's an awesome fighting scene, it can be completely ruined by the sight of panties. A nice, funny scene, suddenly completely crushed, by a sudden pantyshot. The war was Declared by General Unock today at 09:34am at +1GMT!
For too long they have ruined our anime fun, even when there's an awesome fighting scene, it can be completely ruined by the sight of panties. A nice, funny scene, suddenly completely crushed, by a sudden pantyshot. The war was Declared by General Unock today at 09:34am at +1GMT!
onsdag 21. oktober 2009
NewNorwegian
NewNorwegian: Why the fuck would a guy run around and gather words from many different parts of Norway and gather them to one language? Of course, the reasonable explanation that we get is: "We needed a more Norwegian like writing language". Mine is simpler, because that was an excuse that virgin Ivar Aasen used for looking for a woman that actually could steal his virginity, he wandered for 10 years, to the worst placed corners of Norway, but he failed, even there people had an eye for ugliness. In the end, all he had gathered was the different kind of words he had been running from when the bitch he tried to get on with rejected him.
tirsdag 20. oktober 2009
Internet Popups
Okay, this time it's time to bitch about internet, and its fucking POPUPS which appear ALL.. THE.. FUCKING.. TIME..!
It annoys the hell outta me, popup block does work with my comp, but if you watch anime, sometimes you need to visit some random page with popups just to see the episode 20 mins earlier. And then, you get a.. in my words "popup block remover" which FUCKS UP EVERYTHING, and you need to buy a fucking umbrella for your comp, else it will pour down popups from every side and it'll die.
Whatmore, first of all, I'll start with Popups: HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY CLICK THEM?
There can't be that many, I certainly don't know many "popup-commercial here" clickers, for something you would have to pay for anyway which contains a virus and Child porn.
It annoys the hell outta me, popup block does work with my comp, but if you watch anime, sometimes you need to visit some random page with popups just to see the episode 20 mins earlier. And then, you get a.. in my words "popup block remover" which FUCKS UP EVERYTHING, and you need to buy a fucking umbrella for your comp, else it will pour down popups from every side and it'll die.
Whatmore, first of all, I'll start with Popups: HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY CLICK THEM?
There can't be that many, I certainly don't know many "popup-commercial here" clickers, for something you would have to pay for anyway which contains a virus and Child porn.
Overuse of MAKEUP
ok now, first of all, I'll be reasonable, because, when girls overuse makeup, it's not FUCKING ugly, but it's FUBAR which means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. All of you women out there that think (True) men fall for something which isn't your face, But Makeup with face on it, should really get yourself a new brain, or try and ask yourself why you missed the line for "Good brains being dealt out here".
Come on, I'll do this the scientific way:
1. We men are actually programmed to get our dick up for women
2. that is specially if she has good genes, or what we would else call relatively "Hot"
3. Makeup works fine if it doesn't hide the face behind rouge, Dark eyes, long eyewhips and Whatever the different kinds of makeup is called.
4. We aren't made to get our dick up for Makeup
5. Which DEFINATLY means, we're still going for the tits, not the face, unless you give a BJ, when we'd prefer not getting lipstick on our dick, because it would look bad.
6. [Insert Random Statements in comments]
Come on, I'll do this the scientific way:
1. We men are actually programmed to get our dick up for women
2. that is specially if she has good genes, or what we would else call relatively "Hot"
3. Makeup works fine if it doesn't hide the face behind rouge, Dark eyes, long eyewhips and Whatever the different kinds of makeup is called.
4. We aren't made to get our dick up for Makeup
5. Which DEFINATLY means, we're still going for the tits, not the face, unless you give a BJ, when we'd prefer not getting lipstick on our dick, because it would look bad.
6. [Insert Random Statements in comments]
Religion
O fuck that shit, not that again: Said the Atheist to the 100th Jehovas Witness that came to his door wanting to tell him more about Jesus. Strangely and compleeetely coincidental, he celebrated his 100th kill the same day.
Whatmore,I think all religion is fucked up, not too long ago my bro started discussing Christianity with dad, which is a Christian. He said: "Why the fuck do you believe? You're a logical man, you're an engineer, why do you at all believe in something that people has only told you about?" Dad: "Because it is like that, that's why son."
huh, so it's like "THAT" huh? "you're sure?" I quickly asked, he just went with: "I know you're not believing that it's true son, but like that there is also people thinking that Communism is a good thing."
So now Communism isn't religious anymore? I've never heard about a communistic leader not being treated like a god, for all they know he is the creator of worlds. Anyone ever heard of the book 1984? Communism there, they call someone "Big Brother". Which obv. is god, well, throughout the book it becomes more and more fucking obvious that he doesn't EXIST.
Communism creates a god, which watches over all.
So does Christianity.
Which makes: Christianity = Communism
Heh, I pretty much proved that any Christian that exists, believes there is a leader which has no need to prove himself as "good". he just is the most powerful entity, and we love him for it.
Which part of that is not Communistic/Facistic? You take over school, you make teachers say: "We love him for no reason, he just is made of pure awesomeness" and pupils, which are STUPID goes "Okay comrad".
Whatmore,I think all religion is fucked up, not too long ago my bro started discussing Christianity with dad, which is a Christian. He said: "Why the fuck do you believe? You're a logical man, you're an engineer, why do you at all believe in something that people has only told you about?" Dad: "Because it is like that, that's why son."
huh, so it's like "THAT" huh? "you're sure?" I quickly asked, he just went with: "I know you're not believing that it's true son, but like that there is also people thinking that Communism is a good thing."
So now Communism isn't religious anymore? I've never heard about a communistic leader not being treated like a god, for all they know he is the creator of worlds. Anyone ever heard of the book 1984? Communism there, they call someone "Big Brother". Which obv. is god, well, throughout the book it becomes more and more fucking obvious that he doesn't EXIST.
Communism creates a god, which watches over all.
So does Christianity.
Which makes: Christianity = Communism
Heh, I pretty much proved that any Christian that exists, believes there is a leader which has no need to prove himself as "good". he just is the most powerful entity, and we love him for it.
Which part of that is not Communistic/Facistic? You take over school, you make teachers say: "We love him for no reason, he just is made of pure awesomeness" and pupils, which are STUPID goes "Okay comrad".
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