ok now, first of all, I'll be reasonable, because, when girls overuse makeup, it's not FUCKING ugly, but it's FUBAR which means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. All of you women out there that think (True) men fall for something which isn't your face, But Makeup with face on it, should really get yourself a new brain, or try and ask yourself why you missed the line for "Good brains being dealt out here".
Come on, I'll do this the scientific way:
1. We men are actually programmed to get our dick up for women
2. that is specially if she has good genes, or what we would else call relatively "Hot"
3. Makeup works fine if it doesn't hide the face behind rouge, Dark eyes, long eyewhips and Whatever the different kinds of makeup is called.
4. We aren't made to get our dick up for Makeup
5. Which DEFINATLY means, we're still going for the tits, not the face, unless you give a BJ, when we'd prefer not getting lipstick on our dick, because it would look bad.
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Hmmm... lipstick on dick... I don't think I would want that... I can picture it...
SvarSlett"Why is my dick red... WOMAN! WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHERE'S MY PENIS-SKIN?!"
You forgot that makeup stinks. And if you try to hide the smell of too much makeup with perfume, you either use too much perfume (also stinks) or, you mix something that would have smelled roses, into something that smells like a witch's pot. (yeah, where they put their frog-legs, lizzard eyes, owls tounges and ox genitalia... you think that smells good, paint your face green and live in a cottage up in the forest, don't pretend to be a productive member of society...)