onsdag 21. oktober 2009

NewNorwegian

NewNorwegian: Why the fuck would a guy run around and gather words from many different parts of Norway and gather them to one language? Of course, the reasonable explanation that we get is: "We needed a more Norwegian like writing language". Mine is simpler, because that was an excuse that virgin Ivar Aasen used for looking for a woman that actually could steal his virginity, he wandered for 10 years, to the worst placed corners of Norway, but he failed, even there people had an eye for ugliness. In the end, all he had gathered was the different kind of words he had been running from when the bitch he tried to get on with rejected him.

2 kommentarer:

  1. Actually, he went back out again after the 10 years. That time he lost his virginity. It was an old fat woman ugly. She was dead. Or she would have said no. She was probably barfing in heaven while she watched her body get desecrated :(

    SvarSlett
  2. And that bitch's name was Else.

    SvarSlett